Times must be tough if we’re becoming friends with Pierre
April 5, 2024
Times must be tough if we’re becoming friends with Pierre
by TylerTT
28 comments
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Pierre’s a good lad which is why we love being rivals with him
Naw. We’re happy for you guys. We’ve all been rooting for it for a long time.
I’m just kidding, Pierre. I love/hate you 😘
Come on Barry, let’s FUK!
London Bridge has fallen
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I don’t know if it’s a good idea to put Pierre in charge of protecting a king.
They come with stealth guillotines, watch out for sausage fingers
Issues with their royal family, failing nuclear missile tests, maybe Pierre has just smelt an opportunity
This is particularly fascinating as AFAIK, the hat that the King’s Guard ‘s traditional uniform is the Napoleon’s Old Guard hat, that they started wearing after being the only unit to ever successfully push back the Old Guard, at Waterloo. And of all things to do, it’s a ceremony related to the protection of a monarch.
You already sold us your whole nuclear energy sector. A sure sign of trust and friendship! Don’t worry, everything will be fine!
barry and the bois
Stay away Pierre
Friend ? More like toxic girlfriend
Pierre might be bit rusty considering they haven’t had any experience with minding any Kings since they guillotined theirs.
It’s that or we let migrants cross the channel your choice barry
I unironically love this but those windbreaker jackets the French have on are awful (even for a rehearsal)
Does this mean we’re allowed to bomb Germany?
Budget cuts mate.
Is this the beginning of the return of the Angevin Empire?
Yeah war again w/e Italobros salame Milano is goated. Do you think the salame i get Here is comparable to yours?
Lull them into a false sense of security then sink that aircraft carrier of theirs when they’re not paying attention
Mashed peas and baguettes for everyone
I thougth the guy in the bottom left image was naked.
Erg, what an honour
Love military parades, time to break out the popcorn!
I hope the French remember ‘monarchs are friends not food’ for Mme Guillotine.
28 comments
![gif](giphy|DBa308wq8XTMs|downsized)
Pierre’s a good lad which is why we love being rivals with him
Naw. We’re happy for you guys. We’ve all been rooting for it for a long time.
I’m just kidding, Pierre. I love/hate you 😘
Come on Barry, let’s FUK!
London Bridge has fallen
![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm)
I don’t know if it’s a good idea to put Pierre in charge of protecting a king.
They come with stealth guillotines, watch out for sausage fingers
Issues with their royal family, failing nuclear missile tests, maybe Pierre has just smelt an opportunity
This is particularly fascinating as AFAIK, the hat that the King’s Guard ‘s traditional uniform is the Napoleon’s Old Guard hat, that they started wearing after being the only unit to ever successfully push back the Old Guard, at Waterloo. And of all things to do, it’s a ceremony related to the protection of a monarch.
You already sold us your whole nuclear energy sector. A sure sign of trust and friendship! Don’t worry, everything will be fine!
barry and the bois
Stay away Pierre
Friend ? More like toxic girlfriend
Pierre might be bit rusty considering they haven’t had any experience with minding any Kings since they guillotined theirs.
It’s that or we let migrants cross the channel your choice barry
I unironically love this but those windbreaker jackets the French have on are awful (even for a rehearsal)
Does this mean we’re allowed to bomb Germany?
Budget cuts mate.
Is this the beginning of the return of the Angevin Empire?
Yeah war again w/e
Italobros salame Milano is goated.
Do you think the salame i get Here is comparable to yours?
Lull them into a false sense of security then sink that aircraft carrier of theirs when they’re not paying attention
Mashed peas and baguettes for everyone
I thougth the guy in the bottom left image was naked.
Erg, what an honour
Love military parades, time to break out the popcorn!
I hope the French remember ‘monarchs are friends not food’ for Mme Guillotine.