RFK I bet also says he had breakfast with aliens the guy Is a kook and a huckster
Usually it’s not so literal when people have brainworms.
Doctor: “Oops. Sorry, no, that is his brain.”
> The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain.
Well that might explain a great many things.
Did it die from starvation?
Well that’s something he would have in common with anyone who would consider voting for his crazy ass.
“Brain-eating worm starves to death in JFK Jr’s head”
That explains everything.
I knew it!!!
He finally found a running mate
So he’s dropping out and blaming <checks notes> brain worms?
We truly are in the cursed timeline.
I see Dax was forced into their host…unfortunately they put it in his brain.. goodbye old man
Doctors found a dead brain with his worm
Is there a scan or xray that can prove this?
It ate his brain and died… of malnutrition.
Praise the Absolute
RIP poor worm.
weird flex
Several infectious disease experts and neurosurgeons said in separate interviews with The Times that, based on what Mr. Kennedy described, they believed it was likely a pork tapeworm larva. The doctors have not treated Mr. Kennedy and were speaking generally.
Dr. Clinton White, a professor of infectious diseases at the University of Texas Medical Branch in Galveston, said microscopic tapeworm eggs are sticky and easily transferred from one person to another. Once hatched, the larvae can travel in the bloodstream, he said, “and end up in all kinds of tissues.”
Yikes
That explains a lot.
Worm moves in, decides death is better option
That’s the kind of thing you tell your new best friend somewhere during the second bottle of whiskey.
This isn’t r/nottheonion ?
“…and the worms they entered his brain…”
It’s a goa’uld
“Dude you sound crazy. Is some fucking worm eating your brain or something?!”
This guy: “…..yes….”
Read the whole article, holy shit this is wild. He may have permanent brain damage from mercury poisoning
I hope they left it there… it was the only thing in his skull being productive.
Goa’uld?
Is this the Baldur’s Gate 3 DLC?
Did it happen to be wrapped around his spine as well?
(Stargate reference, would mean he was possessed by a Goa’uld)
It was just rolling around like a single bean in a can.
Actual literal brainworms from the conspiracy candidate
would you still love me if is was a worm in RFK Jr’s brain
Cue Pink Floyds “Hey You”
His handlers right now:🤦♂️
In my six decades of life on this planet, I don’t think I’ve ever heard the sentence “ found a dead worm in my brain”.
Well, that explains a lot
And here I was thinking admitting to shooting your dog would be the worst political campaign move this year.
Generally speaking third party voters in the US are amongst the least politically literate people in the US, but if you need a guarantee of that there will still be a lot of dummies that will vote for this brain damaged lesser Kennedy.
Sixty years from now, some worthless spawn-of-a-spawn-of-a-spawn of Donald Trump will be trading off his name, too.
Goa’uld killed itself after realizing it was in RFK, Jr.
Trump found his running mate. The dead worm in JFK’s brain.
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The jokes practically write themselves.
RFK I bet also says he had breakfast with aliens the guy Is a kook and a huckster
Usually it’s not so literal when people have brainworms.
Doctor: “Oops. Sorry, no, that is his brain.”
> The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain.
Well that might explain a great many things.
Did it die from starvation?
Well that’s something he would have in common with anyone who would consider voting for his crazy ass.
“Brain-eating worm starves to death in JFK Jr’s head”
That explains everything.
I knew it!!!
He finally found a running mate
So he’s dropping out and blaming <checks notes> brain worms?
We truly are in the cursed timeline.
I see Dax was forced into their host…unfortunately they put it in his brain.. goodbye old man
Doctors found a dead brain with his worm
Is there a scan or xray that can prove this?
It ate his brain and died… of malnutrition.
Praise the Absolute
RIP poor worm.
weird flex
Several infectious disease experts and neurosurgeons said in separate interviews with The Times that, based on what Mr. Kennedy described, they believed it was likely a pork tapeworm larva. The doctors have not treated Mr. Kennedy and were speaking generally.
Dr. Clinton White, a professor of infectious diseases at the University of Texas Medical Branch in Galveston, said microscopic tapeworm eggs are sticky and easily transferred from one person to another. Once hatched, the larvae can travel in the bloodstream, he said, “and end up in all kinds of tissues.”
Yikes
That explains a lot.
Worm moves in, decides death is better option
That’s the kind of thing you tell your new best friend somewhere during the second bottle of whiskey.
This isn’t r/nottheonion ?
“…and the worms they entered his brain…”
It’s a goa’uld
“Dude you sound crazy. Is some fucking worm eating your brain or something?!”
This guy: “…..yes….”
Read the whole article, holy shit this is wild. He may have permanent brain damage from mercury poisoning
I hope they left it there… it was the only thing in his skull being productive.
Goa’uld?
Is this the Baldur’s Gate 3 DLC?
Did it happen to be wrapped around his spine as well?
(Stargate reference, would mean he was possessed by a Goa’uld)
It was just rolling around like a single bean in a can.
Actual literal brainworms from the conspiracy candidate
would you still love me if is was a worm in RFK Jr’s brain
Cue Pink Floyds “Hey You”
His handlers right now:🤦♂️
In my six decades of life on this planet, I don’t think I’ve ever heard the sentence “ found a dead worm in my brain”.
Well, that explains a lot
And here I was thinking admitting to shooting your dog would be the worst political campaign move this year.
Generally speaking third party voters in the US are amongst the least politically literate people in the US, but if you need a guarantee of that there will still be a lot of dummies that will vote for this brain damaged lesser Kennedy.
Sixty years from now, some worthless spawn-of-a-spawn-of-a-spawn of Donald Trump will be trading off his name, too.
Goa’uld killed itself after realizing it was in RFK, Jr.
Trump found his running mate. The dead worm in JFK’s brain.