Ratcliffe cites email traffic in imposing remote work ban at Manchester United
May 8, 2024
Ratcliffe cites email traffic in imposing remote work ban at Manchester United
by gooneryoda
22 comments
Baxter Basics
When you think someone might make the club a bit better
Ah the old “bums on seats” makes better work. Except, it doesn’t. All the data we have since Covid says that the flexibility improves productivity. Can’t wait for more of his “innovations” at United.
I’m sure betty working in the office instead of at home will have fantastic results for the club moving forward
Being in the office is proven to be better, working from home sucks
Clueless old man shakes fist at cloud.
As a non-Man Utd fan, I can’t wait to see how this glorified sales manager improves the club…
So they players are going to stop phoning it in?
This guy looks like he needs a hair cut and a bloody good wash
Explains why some of the players haven’t been showing up in games. All working from home
There are gonna be a lot of meetings that should’ve just been emails now.
How about you sack EtH while you’re here?
Sounds like he’s a Tory
Edit: Did a Google, he is, the worst kind, backed Brexit, then fucked off to Monaco after the referendum to dodge billions in UK tax.
Tosser.
You can see the modernisation at work already!
Rich billionaires stuck in the past
So Malacia has been working from home all this time?
Billionaires suck
“Modernising” the club by looking to go back to the archaic ways of working from years ago.
Actually that’s pretty on brand for United.
He’s trying to out cunt Dyson
Well that’s one way of lowering staffing costs without having to pay for expensive redundancy packages. Fit in or fuck off mentality. Billionaires do tend to be horrible people.
“You’ll never sing that”
This is why old people just need to get fucked, archaic way and thinking halts progression when it comes to modernising things like work, they still remember and reminisce about the ‘old days’ which weren’t that fucking good, fuck the rich.
Ah yes, that’ll get the points on the board.
Like if Johnson from Peep Show accidentally became a billionaire
22 comments
Baxter Basics
When you think someone might make the club a bit better
Ah the old “bums on seats” makes better work. Except, it doesn’t. All the data we have since Covid says that the flexibility improves productivity. Can’t wait for more of his “innovations” at United.
I’m sure betty working in the office instead of at home will have fantastic results for the club moving forward
Being in the office is proven to be better, working from home sucks
Clueless old man shakes fist at cloud.
As a non-Man Utd fan, I can’t wait to see how this glorified sales manager improves the club…
So they players are going to stop phoning it in?
This guy looks like he needs a hair cut and a bloody good wash
Explains why some of the players haven’t been showing up in games. All working from home
There are gonna be a lot of meetings that should’ve just been emails now.
How about you sack EtH while you’re here?
Sounds like he’s a Tory
Edit: Did a Google, he is, the worst kind, backed Brexit, then fucked off to Monaco after the referendum to dodge billions in UK tax.
Tosser.
You can see the modernisation at work already!
Rich billionaires stuck in the past
So Malacia has been working from home all this time?
Billionaires suck
“Modernising” the club by looking to go back to the archaic ways of working from years ago.
Actually that’s pretty on brand for United.
He’s trying to out cunt Dyson
Well that’s one way of lowering staffing costs without having to pay for expensive redundancy packages. Fit in or fuck off mentality. Billionaires do tend to be horrible people.
“You’ll never sing that”
This is why old people just need to get fucked, archaic way and thinking halts progression when it comes to modernising things like work, they still remember and reminisce about the ‘old days’ which weren’t that fucking good, fuck the rich.
Ah yes, that’ll get the points on the board.
Like if Johnson from Peep Show accidentally became a billionaire