Thieves steal lorry carrying over 400,000 bars of KitKat chocolate bars — Brilliant_Version344 Tags:GBGreat BritainUKUnited Kingdom 11 comments Have a break, have a kitkat. Looks like the driver took it to heart. Joke’s on the thieves – wait until they find out it’s not even real chocolate anymore. Cocoa flavoured wafer products I think you’ll find. The thieves has spoken anonymously to independent reporters that they were on break and just really needed a Kitkat Stealing is wrong, but maybe not when it’s from Nestle. When they were told to take a break from stealing i don’t think that this was what was meant by it Plot twist: tomorrow’s headline – police find lorry with 399,999 KitKat bars dumped by side of road. This is the greatest confectionary heist since the great creme egg robbery of 2023 Well at least we know it’ll be a while before this gang strikes again. Long old break after a heist like this. That’s got to be a full time job to try and shift them, you might as well go to work Imagine opening up that lorry and its all those shitty niche flavours (looking at you latte) and not a single ‘kit kat’ amongst them. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
The thieves has spoken anonymously to independent reporters that they were on break and just really needed a Kitkat
Well at least we know it’ll be a while before this gang strikes again. Long old break after a heist like this.
Imagine opening up that lorry and its all those shitty niche flavours (looking at you latte) and not a single ‘kit kat’ amongst them.
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Have a break, have a kitkat. Looks like the driver took it to heart.
Joke’s on the thieves – wait until they find out it’s not even real chocolate anymore.
Cocoa flavoured wafer products I think you’ll find.
The thieves has spoken anonymously to independent reporters that they were on break and just really needed a Kitkat
Stealing is wrong, but maybe not when it’s from Nestle.
When they were told to take a break from stealing i don’t think that this was what was meant by it
Plot twist: tomorrow’s headline – police find lorry with 399,999 KitKat bars dumped by side of road.
This is the greatest confectionary heist since the great creme egg robbery of 2023
Well at least we know it’ll be a while before this gang strikes again. Long old break after a heist like this.
That’s got to be a full time job to try and shift them, you might as well go to work
Imagine opening up that lorry and its all those shitty niche flavours (looking at you latte) and not a single ‘kit kat’ amongst them.